Professor Foufouna, Grand Artistic Director offering his services as graphic designer & artist (24/7)

(Poster on a wall in my neighbourhood)

Professor Foufouna writes: 

'Discretion and speedy results guaranteed.

Is your business facing difficulties, a lack of creativity, or imagination and motivation? Have you fallen victim to a bad spell (or it could be the word 'fate', MB) provoked by the ferocious jealousy of your competitors, do not worry, there is a solution.'

The Professor is 'well-known for his perceptiveness, his efficiency, originality and professionalism ... 100 % satisfaction guaranteed, or fees reimbursed (payment after the work is completed' - he is available now 24 hours a day, seven days a week). 

'From now on the world will be at your feet,' he writes.